Corrupt a wish

[Caleb Hutchinson]

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I'm 99% sure we've all played this before at one point or another in our lives, but just for those in the back who haven't played before;
Someone posts a wish and you corrupt with, granting the wish, but giving something less desirable at the same time, for example:
'I wish for a pet horse'
Granted, but you can't ride your horse as it has only got three legs and can't sustain your weight.


Simple enough, right? So, I'll go first:
I wish my t shirt I ordered would hurry up and arrive. 

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